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Welcome to The Green Kiss

The lovebite that lingers...

Congratulations, you’ve just found the best cocktails in the quadrant.

At The Green Kiss, we do things a little differently. Come and try our signature drinks...then stay for something off-menu.

Ask for something special, and I’ll see what I can do.

We’ve got food worth sharing, a piano that needs playing and a view with the brightest stars in the galaxy.

There’s only one rule...leave work and ranks at the door. No uniforms, no judgement, just a damn good night.

So pull up a chair and let the universe wait for a couple of hours.

~ Rook

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Bar Menu

Signature Cocktails

Handcrafted and stress tested. Off-menu cocktails available... if you ask nicely.

The Green Kiss
Luna pear liqueur, Midori, fresh lime juice and prosecco with a sugar & salt rim.
Irresistibly smooth, sweet and sharp…and stronger than it looks.

Slipstream
Uttaberry liqueur, elderflower cordial, lemon tonic and a pinch of silver lustre.
As satisfying as sliding into black satin sheets.

Lavender Fields
Lavender infused vodka, Vulcan citrus liqueur, fresh lemon juice and simple syrup with a sugar rim.
A beautiful and fragrant twist on the classic Lemon Drop.

Thornbane
Botanical gin, rose syrup and grapefruit tonic with a sprig of thyme and crystalised rose petals.
Sweetness and light...with a sting in the tail.

Insomnia
Chilled raktajino, spiced rum, vanilla foam and a dusting of cinnamon.
Stick to one if you want to sleep anytime this century.

Red Alert
Bourbon, fresh lemon juice, a layer of Bajoran springwine, topped with smoke infused foam.
Warm, deep and packs a punch.

Nebula Drift
Romulan vodka, lychee, violet liqueur and citrus, served with a dash of shimmer.
For nights that deserve forgetting.

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Classics (With a Twist)

Ask for them straight...or let Rook remix them.

• Earth Old Fashioned
• Saurian Sunset
• Risan Mai-Tai
• Vulcan Firewine Sour
• Bajoran Spritz
• Romulan Martini
• Betazoid Daiquiri
• Orion Mule

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Wines

Always authentic, always the best and always changing. Ask about:

• Chateau Picard Red
• Orion Bloom Rosé
• Vulcan Firewine
• Bajoran Springwine
• That bottle hiding in the back

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Beer & Brews

Served by the glass straight from this week’s kegs. Don’t ask for a bottle.

Ask about:

• Andorian Ale
• Trill Pale Lager
• Earth IPA
• Starkhaven Stout
• Definitely not Romulan Ale

The Green Kiss Specials:
Uniquely micro-brewed on the USS Guinevere

• Beer: Camelot Amber
• Mead: Avalon Gold

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Shorts & Liqueurs

Take advantage of our rotating stocks. Ask about:

• Earth Spirits
• Vulcan Port
• Cardassian Kanar
• Orion Rum
• Betazoid Schnapps
• Saurian Brandy
• Risan Liqueurs

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Mocktails

Duty calls? No problem. Enjoy one of our alcohol and synthahol free options:

The Green Peck
Luna pear purée, melon juice, fresh lime juice and tonic with a sugar & salt rim.
The dry version of our signature cocktail. All of the flavour, none of the fallout.

Orion’s Belt
Uttaberry juice, blackcurrant cordial, yuzu tonic, decorated with Andorian silver berries.
As bright and sparkling as the night sky.

Aurora
Elderflower cordial, fresh lime juice, mint and soda, served over plenty of ice.
Light, subtle and utterly delightful.

Risan Sunset
Tropical juices, coconut water, ginger and floating crystalised petals.
As warm and sweet as any evening stroll on the beach.

New Dawn
Peach purée, thyme syrup, lemon tonic, served with a torched peach slice.
Soft and comforting, with the promise of more.

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Food Menu

An ever-changing menu that will have you coming back for more. Ask for today’s specials.

Small Plates

For sharing, stealing or negotiating. Highlights include:

Bread Basket
An assortment of this week’s home-baked bread with oils, dips and butter.

Spiced & Roasted Nuts
Discover a new world of spice and flavour every week.

Rainbow Plate
A colourful selection of raw and pickled vegetables, served with dips, drizzles and love.

Big Plates

Comfort food at its finest; from wholesome bowls to indulgent delights. Highlights include:

• Decadent pastas and hearty pies
• Soul-warming stews served with home-baked bread
• Grilled specials and roasted feasts
• Build your own salad bowls
• Towering toasties with more filling than sense

Platters & Midnight Feasts

Got a table full of hungry people? Our platters could feed an army…

The Sizzling Skillet
Crispy, delicious bites tossed in roasting hot oil, tantalising herbs and a secret blend of spices, served still sizzling in the skillet.

The Sharing Board
A mouthwatering selection of cuts, cheeses and chutneys from across the quadrant.

The Deep-Fried Cloche
A mountain of deep-fried treats that will make any day better.

Sweet Plates

A dessert a day keeps the counsellor away. (Don’t quote us on that)

Fresh fruit platter with dips and drizzles.

Ask for the homemade pie and cake of the day.

And don’t miss the house special:

Luna Dream
Poached Luna pears in a spiced rum syrup, served with silky caramel sauce, dark chocolate shards and a ginger snap crumb.

Indulgent, comforting and utterly addictive.

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The Green Kiss House Rules

1. Leave your rank at the door.

The drinks come first here.

2. Starfleet don’t start fights…

…but they can finish them.

3. Don’t reach behind the bar.

Not if you want to keep your hand.

4. If Rook says a drink is strong, it’s strong.

If he smiles when he says it, order something else.

5. Uniforms are discouraged.

Style and substance required.

6. Respect the brew.

Avalon Gold is sipped. Camelot Amber is savoured. “Definitely Not Romulan Ale” is...no questions asked.

7. Tips are welcome.

Credits, latinum, secrets and favours accepted.

8. What happens in The Green Kiss stays in The Green Kiss.

Good dancing, bad decisions, delicious mistakes...keep them in the vault.

9. No recording devices.

Memories are better when they’re told by an unreliable narrator.

10. Leave clean.

We don’t want your trouble. We won’t have your trouble.


~ Rook

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